Tail Job

When a vampire blows a dinosaurs tail.

"Dude! It's so gross! Izzy gave Dino a tail job in the elevator again!"
"That"s fucking sick man."

by Jeffydmr May 17, 2010

ring-tailed bitch

A word your fucked up mother calls you when she is yelling at you and you are listening to your ipod and pretending you can't hear her.

"Give my you ipod and phone you ring-tailed bitch!"

by LIZZY2 September 20, 2007

Pin the Tail on the Monkey

To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.

" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

by Betterthantheythink April 18, 2018

Spicy Cock Tail

When you cum inside a chick and she squeezes the cum out into a shot glass filled with "Da Bomb" hot sauce then she takes the shot.

Damn bro that "Spicy Cock Tail" maneuver she pulled on me last night went DUMMY HARD!

by VictrixRL December 25, 2022

Mom's lobster tail

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.

Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous

by dndndnlol June 30, 2021

Tabby Tail Taster

One who enjoys licking their finger after accidentally touching the rear end of a cat.

Why did you lick your finger, you are a real Tabby Tail Taster!

by Crham February 14, 2021

Tail pipe trucker

The pussy you never had...

No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.

Tail pipe truckers are the best kind. THE ONLY reason tailpipes drip.

by Francekissing44 September 15, 2017