To do “The Kings Roar”, you need to eat only Indian food for a week. Then, when you feel the pressure of your lower intestines start to give out make a b-line to the nearest public bathroom and without closing the door to the stall scream as loud as you can (Best way is to scream like a loin but a loud sexual moan is also acceptable). Be quiet and the let it go!!! The sound of The Kings Roar will scare all males near by and show that you are the dominant male.
I was in the bathroom at chipotle and as I was washing my hands some guy came in and without closing the stall screamed like a maniac and started to shit violently. I got the fuck out as fast as I could and when I saw him leaving I asked him, “What the actual fuck was that in the bathroom earlier?” And with a burning passion in his eye and said. “The was “The Kings Roar”, I am the king of the jungle?”
by PortalDM December 04, 2019
by jch March 16, 2017
Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas
Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.
by Ditter December 06, 2006
Gang located in The Bronx run by King Rivera, largely responsible for many cold cases throughout New York.
by Knowlegegod January 31, 2018
by conc000 October 25, 2011
Someone who rules all the small dicks.
Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014
A small estate full of roadmen and chavs that hang around outside Asda. Nice houses and nice people. Just scary roadmen
by Bob.666 October 31, 2020