The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.
by LiqourBonger September 11, 2008
The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 27, 2003
To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.
I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!
by Surakusa April 22, 2008
Captain Dylan is the greatest character in the Duke Nukem series. He's a billion times better than any other character, Duke included. He's super tough, super sexy, and super annoying- I mean funny.
In a way...
Dylan is Duke.
In a way...
Dylan is Duke.
by slap_mcbald October 16, 2021
Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
by fmywet87 December 09, 2015
Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
by retro October 23, 2003
An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF
Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
by retro October 28, 2003