December 1

National bully your short friend day since they got to bully their y’all friends!

Me: Hey chloe guess what day it is?
Chloe: idfk! December 1st?!
Me: National bully your short friend day!!!
Chloe: oh shit

by Tik Tokerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr November 13, 2019

Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.

Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!

by 1Icemonkey May 31, 2019

October 1

The day where the worst motherfucking person is born

I hate my sister born on October 1.

by Sienna123_456 June 14, 2022

May 1

YNW melly day everyone must stream his music

May 1

by Kayla Adeoye💚🐍🌎 July 09, 2021

natster 1

A noob that loses 2 whips a week on a game called Runescape.

natster 1: fight?
some noob: sure, pot
natster 1: nice
some noob: *ko*
natster 1: ffs another 1

by Justin SSS September 16, 2007

January 1

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times

Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1

by Markgelabro November 09, 2019

1 gear

1 gear is the term for someone who doesn't catch onto jokes quickly, or has no common sense.

This person that inhibits '1 gear' doesn't necessarily have a learning disability, they are just slow on catching on. They are completely aware of their intelligence but it takes them a couple seconds or a couple minutes to realize what is going on in a conversation.

Usually occurs when someone is trying to tell a joke and they don't get it. Or, when the person continues a conversation and the opposite person has no idea what their talking about after the conversation has continued.

Larissa: You cried too.
Nina: I'm not fat.
Larissa: ....it hurt you too.
Nina: I'm not fat, I'm just big bone.
Larissa: What are you talking about? Huh?
Nina: Oh...I thought you were talking about me calling her fat.
Larissa: 1 gear Nina.

Nina: What's the number for 911??
Larissa: 911...
Nina: No! The number for 911!
Larissa: NINE ONE ONE
Nina: What?
Larissa: 1 gear.

by 1gearlolz December 31, 2008