When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016
Get the Shame wankmug. A method of masturbation whereby the masturbator uses a traditional one-hand grip on the penis, while inserting the thumb from his other hand up his anus. Due to the slightly uncomfortable positioning, this practice can mean the participant takes a "long"time to complete the wank to satisfaction.
This method was apparently first seen performed in Scotland and in recognition of this, the Scottish word for Long, "Lang" is used.
This method was apparently first seen performed in Scotland and in recognition of this, the Scottish word for Long, "Lang" is used.
I just had a lang wank, but boy, my arse is a little tender now and I can no longer bring myself to smell my thumb.
by The Artful Fudger December 13, 2010
Get the Lang Wankmug. Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.
by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018
Get the Angry wankmug. When you have an awkward boner and cannot keep it in your pants any longer and there isn't a bathroom near by, so you whip it out and pretend you're taking a piss but secretly wank in the bush.
Dan: "Liam mate are you having a wank in the bush?"
Liam: "Na mate just taking a piss, being holding it in all day!"
Liam: "Na mate just taking a piss, being holding it in all day!"
by professor oi oi July 29, 2016
Get the Wank in the Bushmug. When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021
Get the Wank-Spankmug. When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.
by Vernonthecomplicated October 30, 2017
Get the Pasty-wankmug. Shit Wank is an Australian record label who specialize in esoteric music genres, including speedcore, terrorcore, chiptune, shitcore, noise, horrorcore, and breakcore. They are more predominately known for making harsh music with highly suggestive and nsfw album art and extremely innapropriate and vulgar lyrics, resulting in an 18+ only website fo their label.
Some of the artist on this label include Passenger of Shit (who is the founder of ShitWank), Shitting Whore, Dj California Crisis, Ethereal Girl, Hitler Buttsecks, and Suicide Rap Orgy.
Some of the artist on this label include Passenger of Shit (who is the founder of ShitWank), Shitting Whore, Dj California Crisis, Ethereal Girl, Hitler Buttsecks, and Suicide Rap Orgy.
Have you listened to the new albums released by Shit Wank?
No, I dont listen to them. I'd prefer to keep my ear drums
No, I dont listen to them. I'd prefer to keep my ear drums
by EdgyDabs420 January 2, 2018
Get the Shit wankmug.