Two Shits

Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.

Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday

by tippler January 28, 2010

plus two

1) Extra, in addition, as well, surplus.
2) Extremely, surpassing, ultra.

I am lonely, plus two.

I ate so much, plus two!

by Chantelli May 13, 2005

Two Piece

A Person or persons wearing a full tracksuit including a hoody and jogging bottoms, usually matching

Shae was wearing a two piece

by JM31 October 6, 2018

two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible

Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.

by heynow_1 July 5, 2010

Two-timer

When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!

"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"

"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"

"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"

by Rach4GA May 29, 2017

Two-face

The "crime name" of Attorney General Herman Dent.

Cutty 1: Who this?
Cutty 2: I'm Two-face, bitch!
Cutty 1: Streets is watchin'

by Lil Scruffers August 23, 2008

Squirty Two

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.

by phiya August 6, 2011