Text talk

noun (tehxt torck) or (txt tlk): Uses: Mobile phones and MSN Messenger. The most annoying form of speech ever, more annoying than French. Widely ununderstandable, it abreviates as much as possible leaving a code which only the author can decrypt. Though it does help the author write it quickly, the recipient must undergo strenuous investigation to be able to reply in an equally confusing manner untill the competition of confusosity gets to such a point, that their grammatically incorrect minds explode a little more.

Common uses:
'lol' (Laugh Out Loud)
'c u l8er' (I am hoping to meet with you in the near future)
'rofl' (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
'iyuttomiwgms' (If You Use Text Talk Once More I Will Get My Shotgun)

by Josh Turnbull May 16, 2005

Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold

Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"

by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009

Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.

Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

Text Friends

two people who only seem to be friends while text messaging. When one attempts to talk to the other in a public place, the other person acts like they don't know the other, or as casual friends.

*text message*
Corin: Hey! are you going to the party on Saturday? we should totally hang out!

James: OK, sweet can't wait to see you there!

*at party*

James to Corin: hey hows it going?

Corin: oh hey....(turns around and talks to another person.

*Dudes across the room*
Awww poor James she only wants to be Text friends

by jkmiii June 10, 2010

don't mess with Texas

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.

Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.

by Syrupsippa October 11, 2010

texas hold em

A version of poker, most notably the variant played at the world series of poker.

Each player is dealt two cards, face down, three cards are then placed in the center of the table, face up. Then two more cards are dealt.

Another popular version is No Limits Texas Hold 'Em, where a player has the option to go all in which means that they bet all their chips.

It takes some balls to play texas hold 'em... Especially with some big greasy mafia types right behind you.

by Hyland February 2, 2004

Dry Texting

Long time to reply or answer back my text to my girlfriend.

Annamarie my girlfriend started DRY TEXTING me since last week. One reply to my text took her three days to get back at me and it only said "Hi." Fucking Bitch started cheating on me!

by wylion2015 January 22, 2017