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A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
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Imperial System

An archaic system developed by a drunken lobster
- I ran 10 kilometres today
- Can you convert that to the Imperial System?
- lmao no
by aHikingBear April 14, 2024
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system safadown

An furry mendigo that likes noice food
system safadown food
by Bostar July 22, 2017
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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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c&p system

Even scammers have a c&p system.
by Murkymotley January 24, 2023
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The Balled Bald System

The Balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad
The Balled Bald systems works as follows A sunny day is Balled, a rainy day is bald.
by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022
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