Switchbitch

Switchbitch is another word for a remote control

Hey, I hate this program. Gimme the switchbitch!

by duygu1206 May 28, 2011

The Noob Switchfoot

when a noob to DDR decides to try and be full of himself by attempting a song on heavy. when this doesn't work out and he is seconds from iminent failure (usually about a quarter of the way through the song), he has a noob buddy try and take over in desperation. This whole act usually ends about halfway through the song.

look at those sad little noobs on max 300. Get ready, when they pull The Noob Switchfoot, shank the first noob with a toothbrush. Then put your quarter up on the machine.

by Mixell Burk August 16, 2006

switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004

Switch

A game played either alone or with friends. It involves the usage of both thumbs: one thumb is inserted into the anus while simultaneously inserting the other thumb into the mouth. On the count of ten, SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo foo', the other day, this broad asked me to play switch with her. That was the kinkiest shit I ever done!

by MFDK May 7, 2004

Nintendo Switch

It's the process of gay sex in which both participants switch sides of whos fucking.

Yo those dogs just switched places, Nintendo Switch!

by xX_Ghey_Orange_Xx August 19, 2017

Flip The Switch

a horrible 'ska' band from elk grove, california. these guys are all fat and super disgusting.

is that flip the switch? yeah, they're fucking gross.

by Robert Appel June 19, 2004

Kibbles and Switch

The act of secretly having a dog do the lap work during an oral pleasure season and taking the credit for a job well done after climax is reached.

Johnny was going down on Sussie and a sudden tounge cramp made him unable to preform. Rover was watching as usual. Johnny quitly motioned Rover under the covers were Rover proceeded to vergously lap Sussie into frothy ecstasy. Upon Sussies boisterous explosion Johnny shewed Rover away. With Sussie being none the wiser Johnny took credit for Rover's lingual prowess. Thus pulling the old Kibbles and Switch.

by Bangkok Benny 2 May 29, 2009