strokie

When you take a selfie picture or video of yourself having a stroke.

Recently a woman posted a selfie video clip of herself having a stroke because the emergency room doctor said there were no detected symptoms. To prove him wrong she took a strokie to show to doctor and the world when she posted it on the internet.

Did you see that clip of that woman taking a strokie?

youtube com watch ? v=D7YYWVNG4jA

by fingermaster June 20, 2014

Stroller Immigrant

An immigrant to any country who immigrated to a country while they were young. Stroller immigrants can be legal (Had their health and criminal records checked and allowed into the country) or illegal (Overstayed their visas or sneeked into the country), but usually, they're legal. They also adopted the culture of the host country to varying degrees.

Sanjay: Dude, I'm from another country. I know what it's like to be an immigrant.

Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.

You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay

Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.

by Ollie Churpuzzi October 8, 2015

strokerdose

A stroke caused by an overdose, whether accidental or intentional.

Strokerdose

The lady had a strokerdose, when she accidentally overdosed on narcotics.

by Aphina November 27, 2015

Stroke N' Go

When you beat off right before going out to do something. "S.N.G" for short

Jenna: Hey Drue, you coming out tonight?
Drue: Yea let me Stroke N' Go real fast

by The bigger truth 96 July 21, 2016

Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.

Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.

by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016

Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.

I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

by goyo May 2, 2017