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Stepdad Mad

Used to describe the level of anger a Stepfather may have against a child or woman. The rawest form of anger, untamed and furious. When one is overcome with Stepdad Madness, they may exhibit a skin color similar to the blood that was about to be shed, visible veins in the face and may also be prone to using a bottle of alcohol or belt as a weapon. They may also yell in profane absurdities, say that it is someone elses fault, and destroy property as well as people, both physically and emotionally. See also: Beltmaster, Wifemaster, King of the Castle.
Kid #1: Man, did you see those bruises on Jim and his Mom?

Kid #2: Yeah dude, his Stepdad was MAD!

"Don't bother him, or he will enrage and become Stepdad Mad!"

"The door opened. Little Billy heard the cling clang of a belt being unthreaded from blue Wranglers. He was about to become another victim to his brutal beltmaster. The seething bloodshot eyes came closer. Billy pissed his pants. It was Stepdad Mad. It was too late."

"With whiskey on his breath, John belted his stepson across his bare ass. A bruised woman was crying in the corner of the kitchen. John warned "Woman, you will be next if you don't shut the fuck up and make me a steak!". He was Stepdad Mad."
by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009
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hot step

(n) the two narrow trails of hair on the back of a male's neck, below the usual hairline. when shaggy and in need of trimming, these hairs may be "hot-stepping" towards the collar, or even forward towards the ears. this is the first stage towards a mullet
I need to use the clippers to trim my hot step. I've got an interview today and don't want hair coming out of my collar!
by inikamoze March 14, 2009
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stenson

A Mass murderer in the year 2000. Killed his family friends and animals with a sledge hammer escaped from jail in the year 2002. Stensons hobbies included burger food establishments and war hammer which fuelled his schizophrenic rampage in early 2000. has links with alien life forms. ( rumored that aliens drove him to kill )
Stenson Murders family in family home at christmas
by Stevenhill June 4, 2007
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Sepsi

Far more than sexy, it is used to describe an orgasmic state of sensual ecstasy mixed with an intoxication of physical pleasure. The state of being sepsi is obtained best with an herbal aura accompanied by alcoholic indulgence.
OMG, he is too sepsi!
by lusi goosey October 14, 2010
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step mum

a stupid bitch who will stop at nothing to make you feel like shit. she'll make you want to kill yourself all the time because she is 'trying to help you' even though you know she's drunk every night because 'life's too much'
"ughh my step mum last night..."
"drunk?"
"of course"
by bazzzzzer December 21, 2009
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step out

to step out...
1)...on ones own or with friends is to go out for a night on the town - clubbing, pubbing, whatever takes your fancy.
2)...with a special someone who is your girl/boyfriend on a date.
1)you stepping out tonight?

2)you know john's stepping out with lucy?!
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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step out

leavin to go to a party or a club in a new outfit
From Big Gipp Feat. Sleepy Brown, "Steppin Out"
by Bridget September 24, 2003
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