Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.
dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.
by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 7, 2009
Get the reverse jockey sidewalk steamer mug.The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014
Get the Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer mug.when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.
i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.
by midge101 July 27, 2010
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Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
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Instagram model Kylie Frank was hired by a Doha Steamer to shit on his chest while he sucked on her tongue.
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