Ass Meter

A scale - typically between 1 and 100 - by which an individual or group is measured, based upon how much of an ass they are being.

Stop picking on me - you are at about a 75 on the ass meter right now.

by JSlo November 20, 2013

Grim Steamer

The act of taking a dump in a grave yard at night.

On the way home from the beach one night, Kevin took a grim steamer near that church on Rt 78.

by jslo December 14, 2009

OPBS

Other People's Bull Shit. A horrible disease affecting millions of people every day. Highly contagious, OPBS can come from family, friends, co-workers, or just people you meet in your daily life who burden others with their drama, problems and lack of responsibility.

Thanks to family and work drama, millions will suffer from OPBS this holiday season.

by JSlo November 19, 2014