A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.
This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.
This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.
by kinger22 June 20, 2011
Get the Status Updatermug. (n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.
1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status
1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status
cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.
facebook Dirty Sanchez
facebook Dirty Sanchez
by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011
Get the Status Infectionmug. A Confederate statue is no more a threat to public safety than a statue of a Civil Rights leader. The statue was never the threat, it's the ppl eople that gather around the statue, no matter their shade of skin, that are a threat to each other. The statues are fine the way they are, they were after all, built by humans.
It's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a Confederate statue, just like it's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a statue of a Civil Rights leader. Both kinds of statues should be left alone, if anything people are more of a threat to the statues than the statues are to people.
by Solid Mantis May 4, 2021
Get the Confederate statuemug. Where something is not right. When something is out of order. Something a bum off the street would say or do. Being clumsy. In the middle of nowhere. Not fitting in. When something is incongruous. Or when something is displaying bum like characteristics.
Girl 1: Aghh that shirt that I wanted is on the ground and I'm to lazy to pick it up
Girl 2: Bum Status.
Girl 2: Bum Status.
by EpicPErsonEpicChinChinGreen April 10, 2012
Get the Bum Statusmug. When a Facebook friend adds a comment to a poignant and meaningful status update totally unrelated to the topic and ruins your special revelation.
Facebook Update: So excited, it's a boy!
Facebook friend comment: Check your mail bitch, we're at Chili's yo!
Facebook Updater comment: Status bomb much, bitch? I'm having a damn baby boy. Bitch.
Facebook friend comment: Check your mail bitch, we're at Chili's yo!
Facebook Updater comment: Status bomb much, bitch? I'm having a damn baby boy. Bitch.
by MaddyG1 June 25, 2012
Get the Status Bombmug. by skatendestroy October 30, 2007
Get the redonk statusmug. by bekki_the_pimp June 26, 2008
Get the pimp-statusmug.