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Spring Grove Gripper

When you are butt ass naked and insert a cigarette in your anus while clenching your hole & cheeks
“Hey yo! Have you ever done a spring grove gripper?” “OH HEEL YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SMOKING TECHNIQUE!!! HOMIE”
by 2nd amendment enjoyer January 14, 2026
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The Spring Break Effect

(n.) an unspecified period of time before spring break during which a student (or faculty member) loses the ability to accurately perceive the passage of time.

Dr. Richard Block identified a framework of four interrelated factors that affect this perception: (1) characteristics of the time experiencer, (2) time-related behaviors and judgments, (3) contents of a time period, and (4) activities during a time period.

The Spring Break Effect will cause noticeable changes in everyday life. For example, students will likely experience feelings of acedia (mental sloth, apathy, indifference, boredom) or exhaustion caused by sleep deprivation. Days will run together to the point where they are distinguished only by the assignments or exams scheduled. Most of an individual's "productive" time will be spent on academic tasks that will range between mindless and tedious. (If a suffer is subjected to these conditions for extended periods of time, particularly when tasks are mindlessly tedious, it is recommended that they consult a mental health professional.) Finally, those affected will spend increased and possibly unhealthy amounts of time on social networking sites (Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest, if the subject is female).
Person A: "How is it only Tuesday?"
Person B: "I don't know. It feels like Friday."
Person C: "Dude, you're experiencing the Spring Break Effect."
Person A: "Is that fatal?"
Person C: "No, but staying awake for 72 hours might."
Person B: "Shit."
by Layla Clinch June 17, 2012
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Thot Spring

When a girl hangs out with like 50 guys instead of focusing on schoolwork.
Rimsha went on a thot spring with 50 guys, ahmed, dylan and john. Damn that girl was on the mean thot spring. It sure wasn't holy
by clutchboy7 November 12, 2015
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titty sprikles

Titty sprikles are mine.
by Hehdhdurhe February 22, 2017
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Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.
I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017
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Silver Spring

A person, place, relationship, activity, time, idea or anything that has a moderate amount of capital or influence that can be tapped by a "silver digger" in order for them to support their life-style.
Anita Hill followed Clearance Thomas from job to job earning experience and influence, but when the silver spring dried up, all the sudden she was a sexual assault victim.
by LuvH8Peace November 27, 2017
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Slavic Spring Mix

When you give your bowl a lite-touch™ of salvia.
"Hey, you wanna smoke some of that Slavic Spring Mix?"

"Let me just grab my Adidas tracksuit ."
by Russian Mexican May 3, 2018
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