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peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina
After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off
by clickeye3 August 27, 2018
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Depart and split

it means to leave word created my i am yung geek
"I'm finna depart and split". said bobby
by Jameie box February 1, 2019
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Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.
"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
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Nashville Nanner Split

Act of a person taking a banana and inserting it in their ass. Their parter is ready with a bowl of ice cream for when orgasm is reached and banana shoots onto the ice cream. It is considered rude to not eat the Nashville Nanner Split once made.
All Mark dreamed of for his birthday was a Nashville Nanner Split
by 4IdiotsNGarage August 3, 2022
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