Soft Cock

A new versatile AussieYank Slang.

When used as noun:
1. 'Soft Cock' means 'got screwed', 'screwed by someone'.
2. 'Soft Cock' also refers to someone who just got screwed in a 'soft' way.

When used as verb:

1. 'Soft Cock' means 'to screw', 'to fuck up'

Example 1 (noun + verb):

As a tourist, Lenard has been 'soft cocked' numerous times by the locals. The locals always seems to 'soft cock' him into getting wrong directions.

He felt like a total 'soft cock'

Example 2 (noun):

Jason likes to 'soft cock' his co-workers

by Someone who got Soft Cocked January 2, 2010

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

soft j

Whats left over when smoking a joint basically a roach.

What do we do all i have left is this soft j ? Just put it in the bowl at least its something.

by AngelGodweed December 1, 2013

SOft hair fetish

There are people in this world who get really turned on by the fact the person they’re fucking has really soft hair, it gets them really turned on

I have a soft hair fetish so when u have soft hair it turns me on

by Fetish dude February 17, 2019

soft spot in the crust

opening to the vagina, with the labia being the crust

get your banana out of the soft spot in the crust before i get pregnant.

by Terezka January 3, 2008

soft batch

A foul party prank in which one turns on someone's oven (to preheat it) then sneaks a cookie sheet into the bathroom. A tasty dump is then taken on the cookie sheet and when the coast is clear the sheet is placed in the already warm oven. The culprit then usually leaves the gathering as it only takes about five minutes for the entire place to reek of dung. A horrible mess to clean up as well.

"You go to Mary's party last night?"
"Yeah, it sucked. I left her a nice soft batch though."

by TunaSled July 6, 2003

Soft Ghetto

A type of rap music that usually has slower beats and is more inspirational. Rap's version of 80s Ballads. These type of songs are typically used to set the mood.

Most rap songs that include a rapper with a female contributer such as Dreamgirl by Tay Dizm and Akon and also Want It, Need It by Plies and Ashanti

Anything by NeYo.

Tyronne: Yo man you gots to get out of the crib tonight. My girl is comin over.
Jamar: Alright, I'll leave you be. What's you got planned?
Tyronne: We gonna grab some Church's and a movie. then we gonna come home and I'll light some candles, drink some wine and put on some soft ghetto and see what happens.

by tornadochaser6 April 6, 2009