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glitter sock

Usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. It is so named because of the "glittery" look of dried semen on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.
see: spunk sock
Fuck! Where's my glitter sock? My mom must have cleaned under the bed!
by slothropsez June 18, 2007
mugGet the glitter sockmug.

whats with the socks

Common question a woman asks before or during sexual play.
"whats with the socks?" Salley asked.
"They make my wiener longer," Jeff replied as he slid on in.
by Azzmunch May 25, 2005
mugGet the whats with the socksmug.

awesome socks

Just like the slang "awesome sauce" but with the word socks instead. The pure refined essence of awesome. An exclamation about how great something is.
by bobo1982 May 20, 2011
mugGet the awesome socksmug.

vagina sock

I was talking to this girl the other day about why punching babies is a therapeutic act and she went all ape shit on me. I quickly told this crazy dame to loosen up her vagina sock so the blood could reach her brain center of humor.
by The Mike F December 9, 2007
mugGet the vagina sockmug.

sock cock

A way to make fun of your friend after you find out he is not circumsized.
DUDE! shut your sock cock mouth!

haha when are you gonna show us your sock cock?

lol lets go write sock cock on the back window of that guys car.
by briandorc June 29, 2010
mugGet the sock cockmug.

bloody sock

When a guy is banging an anal virgin, goes all the way in, then just rips it out as fast as he can. Her anal lining comes out and looks like a bloody sock before slowly going back in.
I was banging this dumb blonde in the dumper and gave her a bloody sock for just being so stupid. She screamed and I grabbed her by the bloody sock and swung her around the room.
by El_stud September 11, 2003
mugGet the bloody sockmug.

red socking

Red socking is a form of vilent anal sex. Red Socking utilizes the donkey punch to stun the recipient. Once the recipient is sufficently stun the "giver" hastily removes his penis so as to expose the recipients rectal lining.
The redsocking videos I downloaded made me vomit.
by SW12 December 29, 2004
mugGet the red sockingmug.

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