When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.
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'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'
' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'
' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'
by mr.burnside May 27, 2017
Get the sleeping trannymug. The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.
"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"
"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"
"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"
"yeah huh I can"
"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"
"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"
"yeah huh I can"
"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015
Get the sleep creditmug. The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:
" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:
" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:
" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011
Get the Sleep-Bitchingmug. I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.
Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
by JakieNarko November 22, 2013
Get the Sleep Hoedmug. Eiji: I haven’t heard from Ash in a while…
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead
by Chuuyasmissingheight December 29, 2021
Get the Sleeping in the librarymug. 1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation
2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......
Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping
Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping
Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019
Get the The ducks are sleepingmug. An onomotopeoia.
When one farts with such volume whilst asleep it actually disrupts the sleep cycle. Particularly dangerous if the nature of the emanation is so noxious it causes the temporary cessation of breathing.
When one farts with such volume whilst asleep it actually disrupts the sleep cycle. Particularly dangerous if the nature of the emanation is so noxious it causes the temporary cessation of breathing.
Dude, I am so roasted.... Damn Sleep Brappnea kept waking me up and WHEW... it was gnarly.... Hardly slept at all!!!!!
by Bonemanrides August 10, 2016
Get the Sleep Brappneamug.