Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

by Big polish April 1, 2022

Simone

Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.

It was quite the opposite.

Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.

So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.

I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.

Yours and yours only,
M.

Simone (Italian male name)

She would’ve let the world burn if only Simone had asked her.

by caa_licanto November 22, 2021

simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Simon

Cute guy that takes the biggest fists up his bubble but

- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.

by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021

Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.

Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."

by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024

Simone

A very pretty girl with many friends in her life, cause she is the definition kind. She Lights up the room with her wonderful smile and much boys have a crush on her. She is sometimes very Lazy and doesn't have Desire to learn but her Grades are always good.

Simone is amazing ♡

Girl 1: Did you see her?

Girl 2: Yes, she has such a nice Charisma is very pretty and has an amazing smile.

Girl 1: Yes, you're right.

Girl 2: That must be a Simone! <3

by only.goodvibeshere January 5, 2022

Simon

The most amazing soul you will ever meet, and the only one you should do anything to never lose. has the softest hair, the kindest eyes, and the most infectious smile and laugh you will ever have the privilege of being around. hung like a horse. his kindness, intelligence, boldness, bravery, humor, and more are qualities you will only see combined all into one person in one lifetime. he loves loudly and deserves the same x1000 in return. after meeting him, you will never be able to forget his extraordinary character and it will be hard, nay impossible, to not fall in love with him immediately. has great butt wow gimme that. he is everything you could ever need in life and more. he is who, when you are young, make wishes on candles to have a boyfriend like when you are older. he is the sole love of my life and the only one for me.

Simon is a gift to this earth

by 0405meow February 19, 2025