self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room

It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.

by hmcdesq October 11, 2018

self krik

self krik means when someone is poes ugly. poes ugly is kak ugly and kak ugly is just.... mase poes ugly. say it when someone is very rude to you and make fun of you.

"you self krik!"

by Jessy Kendrick September 13, 2022

self frape

Changing your own profile information, or adding a status or picture deliberately or by accident that causes the mirth and merriment of your friends and onlookers

Jenny posted the following status "Nothing beats spending time working on yourself"

Jenny's friends insinuate she is masturbating and mock her for her self frape

by Bobcat silversmith January 17, 2014

Self-Sexualization

When someone is sexually attracted to themselves.

That gym rat who checks himself out all the time is an example of self-sexualization

by Chorbashi March 12, 2018

Self-opp

A self opp is someone who sabatoges themselves with or without knowing the consiquences.

Because you did not study for the spanish test that you failed, you are a self-opp for real.

by Wirtuals Baby Daddy September 6, 2022

self-racism

Being racist to oneself (yourself) to make dark jokes or state out racial stereotypes. Often to be meant humorous.

Black Person: Ayo homie, what you can't see in the dark?
Non-black Person: Nothing?
Black Person: Nope, you can't see a black person.
Non-black Person: Should I laugh?

Asian Person: Hey, do you want me to speak in my language?
Non-Asian person: Sure, let's hear it!
Asian Person: Ching chong ding ding wing wong zhing zhang chao.
Non-Asian person: Bro, that's self-racism.
Asian Person: I know lol

by Your local Black Advisor December 1, 2021

Self Isolating

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020