scorpaingasize

when bailing at snowsports, you fail forward managing to hit yourself in the back of your head with your feet, board, or skis.

"Dag yo, I just scorpaingasized myself off that hit. Think I'm gonna need to get krunk like jesus to kill the pain."

by xteamrider March 1, 2004

scorpion

Also known as a scorpion dive. A scorpion, in its colloquial usage, stands for a faceplant with very high forward momentum, sending one's legs above the head and, in worse cases, ending in a roll forward or (only on soft materials like gravel and loose dirt) sliding forward on one's chin. Causes high neck pain.

A: Hold my beer y'all, see me do a minute-long nose manual on a motorbike!

12 seconds later... *crash* *screech* *ow*

B: Did that redneck just fall from his motorcycle, land a scorpion on gravel and keep sliding for 6 seconds?

by Egg F1337 September 24, 2016

scorpa

The dirt found in between your forskin

whilst in the shower Michael pulled his forskin back and found some scorpa

by Tackleberry1221 December 16, 2017

Scorpion

A show on...CBS??? that was sadly canceled

Scorpion is a cool show

by Thatgrill October 13, 2018

Scorpion

When you wipeout and land on your head first and your legs & feet bend backwards and almost touch your head!

Wooo you see that dude scorpion!

by Dude legs January 15, 2019

Scorpion skull-fuck

The act of mounting a girl and aggressively thrusting into into her oral cavity whilst simultaneously reaching around with your non-dominant hand to finger her vagina as if you were a scorpion stinging it’s prey

“Hey, Bob did you satisfy that girl last night?”

“Of course, I fucked her face, but gave her the good old scorpion skull-fuck so she could enjoy it too. I’m not a selfish lover”

by LastCupBT January 27, 2019

Scorperus

the son of A demon queen and a mortal.

with black and red eyes he was marked as a scorperus

by slashblade_04 February 20, 2019