2 definitions by xteamrider
excessivly large labia resembling a taco.
by xteamrider March 7, 2004
when bailing at snowsports, you fail forward managing to hit yourself in the back of your head with your feet, board, or skis.
"Dag yo, I just scorpaingasized myself off that hit. Think I'm gonna need to get krunk like jesus to kill the pain."
by xteamrider March 1, 2004