Grock-retarded 

Adjective to describe:

1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him

2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)

3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him

4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality

"I don't understand why he's still hung up on her. All she's done is treat him like crap and walk all over him. I guess he's just Grock-retarded."

Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"

Grock-retarded by love4lyrics August 9, 2007

Muscularly Retarded 

When a person who lifts weights goes way overboard. Can be used to describe just one part of the body.

Dude 1: That dude is in good shape but his calves are muscularly retarded. They look so huge compared to the rest of his build.

Dude 2: You are so gay.

Muscularly Retarded by jkherbz August 17, 2010

Publicly Retarded Syndrome 

Publicly Retarded syndrome is a person who is very cocky,very self confident about himself and his body. Also he is awkward around females, and tone deaf when speaking to the public. He always has to comment on how great he looks, how strong he is, and how "superior" he is.

"My biceps are soooo big," Chris exclaimed
*two girls approach*
Chris is now silent
Chris's friend enters the group
*the two girls leave*
Chris then shouted, " I AAMMM SOO BIG AND I LOOK GREAT."
Thusly Chris has "Publicly Retarded Syndrome"

Publicly Retarded Syndrome by moreprotien September 28, 2011

Hide-the-Cutlery-Retarded 

Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.

Timmy is hide-the-cutlery-retarded, he just asked me which band did "Stairway to Heaven". WOW.

Hide-the-Cutlery-Retarded by MimiMarquez July 22, 2010

Testicly Retarded 

A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just can't ejaculate.

When DW jerks off he is Testicly Retarded.

Testicly Retarded by Evilman666 May 20, 2009

The Retarded Boner

1) The ownage ship frigate of EvE-Online, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.

1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.

The Retarded Boner by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER January 11, 2009

The Retarded Boner

The Retarded Boner
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.

1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.

The Retarded Boner by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER January 11, 2009