Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

You're Mom Gay 

Used as an insult. This insult will obliterate the opposition. But be warned, for they might use the holy words No u

Person 1: Haha ya fuckin' cunt i'ma bring ya tah da glue factoray I swear tah god.
Horse: You're mom gay.
P1: No u.
*Horse fucking explodes*

You're Mom Gay by Minty Flesh March 19, 2018

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake 

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

you’re clapped 

you’re ugly my guy

you’re clapped

you’re clapped by zlpisoverpartyy April 4, 2021

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' 

A word used by the most intellectual of intellectuals.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is knocking on the door?

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' by QQAZWSXEDC September 28, 2017

you're my blue 

you’re my blue means the person is your comfort space, that they make you feel calm just by being there.

you're my blue i am not anxious anymore

you're my blue by inlove💐 February 9, 2023

you’re 

This is the word to end an argument. “You’re” is used when you want to ruin someone’s day, career, and even life. One misspell can cause them to be homeless.

Guy 1: “Dude your such a pussy”
Guy 2: “hm”
Guy 1: “What’s the deal? Your weird”
Guy 2: “you’re*”
Guy 1 stares at his phone blankly, realizing his life is now effectively useless

you’re by cracked :) March 20, 2021