Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!

Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021

Pigeon

An annoying bird that shits everywhere every time on everyone.
If you stay still they will find you and shit on you.
Be careful where you park your car, where you sit, where you stand up, where you lie down and when you sleep.
It will eventually find you though so beware and take an umbrella.
Oh and to recognize it, it’s gray and often has a broken leg.

Shit he just shit on my shoulder !

Oh no a pigeon, run!

Pigeons am i right?

by Jracadpqcel September 14, 2021

pidgeonholding

opposite of gatekeeping

Person A: Where do you buy your shoes?!
Person B: I already said i wouldnt tell you why you pidgeonholding

by Seeyoulateralligatoriac October 10, 2021

pigeoneatr

a fat gay person

he's a real pigeoneatr

by notGebus November 23, 2021

Pigeon Diversity

Diverse characteristics among the pigeon community such as traits, features, behaviour and habitat.

Human: All pigeons are sky rats.
Dove: That’s my cousin your talking about!
Human: You can’t be related, your too pretty.
Dove: Actually, I’m from the same family as pigeons. We are all diverse. Pigeon diversity some may say.

by ennyann November 24, 2021

pigeonanus

Like camel toe for the butt. When a prolapsed anus sticks out to the point of being noticeable thru clothing.

“Come here Dolce, let’s look and see if Mom has pigeonanus.”

by Johnny DuPree January 11, 2022

Pigeoney

A miniscule portion of vegan good

That was a very pigeoney meal I ate in that pub.

by Rockeeeeee February 7, 2022