Vag Puff

In which you queef.

I totally just vag puffed.

by Quifabeth&Madicunt March 20, 2017

Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017

Sprinkle puff

A large man with the face of someone you don't want to fuck with but that has a graceful feminine side that will bake you a cake and crochet you a blanket. Usually has a sprinkle of salt and pepper in his hair.

Thank god we didn't mess with that Sprinkle Puff!

by Lindsey4615 July 2, 2017

Nose Puff

When something online is fun enough to warrant a response but you're alone in your room and laughing is excessive so you exhale lightly out of your nose.

*Watches video of sneezing panda*
*nose puffs*

by Biblorino November 20, 2017

Elon Puff

When you hit a weed pen and an e-cig at the same time. Example: double barreling a Juul and Pax.

Hey bro, wanna hit an Elon Puff before we go to dinner?

by overheardmarinasf December 21, 2017

Cream Puff

a big nut after sex

I had a cream puff last night

by Tickygirl June 8, 2018

cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018