panda nipples

Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.

The first time I saw Will Clark topless, all I could think was "Jaysus, he's got some serious panda nipples!"

by Mercy July 24, 2008

Panda Face

When a man ejaculates on a black woman's face, thus creating a panda face.

I panda faced that bitch last night son.

Song: Come on wit dat panda face,

come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,

now now shes got that panda face.

by Tommy Tommy salami October 5, 2010

hot panda s3x

Nasty, hot dirty sex with panda's.

God, I could go for some hot panda s3x right now.

by Mystery22 April 27, 2006

Payday

A poop that has more than 50% corn in it, thus resembling the Payday candy bar.

Kenny had a great cookout, I just dropped a payday.

by Carl hungo October 27, 2016

Panda

This is the act of being able to fall asleep ANYWHERE. This can also be referred to as "Pandaness" and usually occurs with people who LOVE to sleep. No matter where you are, a plane, in a car, on a friends couch or even their floor, a Panda will pass out everywhere! Eg "Panda has fallen asleep again"

Im so going to Panda it when I get to that couch

by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010

PanDab

A dab done by a panda, or someone in a panda suit.

Mike: Hey Dave did you see Jake doing some PanDabs earlier today?
Dave: Yeah dude, his panda suit was on point.
Mike: Yeah but the dabs could use some work.

by Skulker October 26, 2016

Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009