Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

Rough patch

A period without sex, having taken long without having sex.

I'm having a rough patch, it's been 57days

by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023

Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

princess patch

the "grundle" area on a cute widdle lady

we fucked so hard from behind that you rubbed my princess patch raw

by your slut September 3, 2010

Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth

Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch

by Rizz queen June 17, 2023

hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023