the old Wamsuttas

Literally, a set of bedsheets common to New Englanders, named for a 17th Century Wampanoag sachem. Used as a double entendre by Carla Tortelli in an episode of CHEERS to refer to the conjugal sheets betwixt which the overly fecund waitress has created numerous children herself.

CARLA: Tell me something, Red. Are professional athletes better between the old Wamsuttas than ordinary men?

by FinskiForever April 29, 2012

old diamond

An ex girl friend you still love, and still have somewhat of a relationship

"Even though Ashley, broke up with me, I still kick it with my old diamond."

by Datpifff90 August 31, 2012

Old slimers

Old ladies that are horny

Dang happy hour is full of old slimers

by anonymous May 2, 2020

The Old Abe

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.

Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.

by Roman Atwood May 30, 2018

old bud

The term 'Old Bud' is usually used in addressing people that you are familiar with. It can also be used in tandem with 'Old Girl'.

Oooooi, Old Bud!

by Ye Olde Bud November 26, 2015

Old-oran

A Young person who looks about 70

Old-Oran

by johndboya June 6, 2009

old piece

Someone you fucked with before but don't have anything serious now.

Yo bro wassup with Brenda

Nothing she my old piece now.

by Brenda_x3333 April 27, 2017