Woke

Arising from one's bed place and somehow crossing into the space time continuum forever damaging one's psyche. Being lost in the land of fucktards. Maybe you should go back to bed, dumbass. Don't get on up, we'll tell you when to wake up. Bitch.

He woke up on the wrong side of the bed and never recovered.

by bomman950 March 28, 2023

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Woke

Arrogant and stupid due to being cloistered in an echo-chamber instead of reality.

My daughter went to college and got a liberal arts degree, and now she is woke, with no job.

by Mozzastryl December 17, 2025

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Woke right

It is an umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and thinks of themselves as saviors with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant to the irrationality of their claims and the problems they create.

These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending anti semitism and perpetuate Zionism as the norm.

They try to criticize, mock, ridicule and censor anyone who doesn’t support Zionism as a legitimate foreign policy strategy.

It was originally coined as a slur against people who opposed spending billions to fund foreign wars and toppling other foreign governments, but shortly after it was created it was discovered that it more appropriately describes individuals who have centered there ideology around pushing Zionist propaganda as their core belief.

Those “woke right” people really hate it when you bring up the “10 wars in 10 years” strategy

by @FuckTheGov.org October 13, 2025

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