Ze goggles, zey do nothing! 

A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.

*someone posts scat porn*

Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!

Ze goggles, zey do nothing! by desudesudesu September 5, 2007

90 to nothing 

Typically a "Southern" term that can be used to express something that it is a sure thing. That more than likely, it will happen again.

I'll bet you 90 to nothing that girl learning to water ski is gunna fall on her butt and flip her bikini top off again!

90 to nothing by TalonTrax March 29, 2017

nothingburger 

similar to fortniteburger.net, but it's not online and the fortnite characters are replaced with nothing

nothingburgers aka nothing are delish!

nothingburger by why are all of these taken dot April 2, 2020

The day owes me nothing 

I got laid this morning before even leaving my bed.

Me: The day owes me nothing!
You: Sick bro! Who was she?

The day owes me nothing by dirt_kidd April 22, 2015

My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing 

My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing

My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing

My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing by Bdgt October 8, 2021

Nothing Toxic Forum 

A internet forum were a bunch of losers get together to talk half-demented bull shit to one another. However, in it's inception it was altogether differently. Members were polite and civil to each other. It has now turned into a sausage fest, thanks to half-witted users like "Weeg" and "Twin." Notable and, now, Nothing Toxic legends, include: MP, Buzzo, NT-Fan and the mentally deranged/handicapped, Powder (aka I LOVE PHAT TITTIES!!!! ).

NT nothing toxic forum Nothing Toxic.com]

Nothing Toxic Forum by M2Da-P December 6, 2010

noshi 

to bend between your legs and say noshi the was the asains do and but salt in someones buttcrakc and make it itch and burn and make them have bengay smelling farts.

my tailbone is sore!
Noshi!

noshi by GoGoGolopsidedvaginax4 January 20, 2008