Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.

Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!

by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013

Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!

I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!

by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021

The ultamite noodle

The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft

Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no

by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019

noodle titty

N) meaning having a tit or fits that are saggy like a noodle

Ex; Rachel has a nice pair of noodle titties.

Ex; Rachel has a noodle titty.

Look at Rachel's noodle titties.

by bigsexy72 May 25, 2014

Gummy Noodle

A Limp Penis

My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.

by Little Mrs Bish March 22, 2022

Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans

Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?

by wonfuji March 8, 2014