Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)
by The_Hacker May 30, 2009
Get the Noobage mug.One or more qualities\traits of a person playing a video game that makes them a noob.Clan tags, armor effects/perks, armor/clothing, gamertag/playstation ID, weapons used, teabagging, kd ratio. Most of these pertain to Halo/COD since they are probably the two most played multiplayer series. Some people could have these traits/qualities but not be a noob, but these noob detectors still work on about 80% of people.
here are some noob detectors: clan tags: swag, pro, mlg awsm. armor abilities/perks: armor lock, jetpack, martyrdom, juggernaut. armor/clothing:eva(c), hayabusa. Weapons used: noobtubes, turrets, rockets. teabagging: teabagging itself is for noobs, but almost everyone does it so teabag for no reason=noob teabagging the winning team=super noob. teabagging losing team/assholes on your team that kill you= completely acceptable. kd ratio: If negative=noob if positive=not a noob
by ExplosiveSoap August 17, 2011
Get the noob detector mug.1.) A commonly used word with Call of Duty or any other video game, used to elaborate an inexperienced person who lacks skill.
2.)Fat grease balls who sit down on their computers and look for cheats because we know and they know that they suck at video games.
3.) Team killers
4.) (Spawn)campers
2.)Fat grease balls who sit down on their computers and look for cheats because we know and they know that they suck at video games.
3.) Team killers
4.) (Spawn)campers
"SkullRaper59 keeps killing his teammates. What a noob!"
"You got teamkilled by KittyKittyMeowMeow173."
"F***ing noob."
"You got teamkilled by KittyKittyMeowMeow173."
"F***ing noob."
by The26 June 14, 2012
Get the Noob mug.The retards of Runescape, worse then a noob, or even a /b/tard. These guys have 1 defense and carry a full invetory of sharks. When they cant hit on someone because their defense is normal they start yelling out DEF NOOB DEF NOOB OMFG!@#!@#!@#! These guys ruined PVP because they think everyone should have 1 defense, therefore people with good armour will get turned down when fighting. The thing is, In a real war, you dont take off your armour and run around like an idiot
food noob:Hey you come fight me
regular person: ok
food noob: Hey why dont you take off all of your armour?
regular person: Um, No because you will kill me?
food noob: DEF NOOB DEF NOOB DEF NOOB!!!!!
regular person: ok
food noob: Hey why dont you take off all of your armour?
regular person: Um, No because you will kill me?
food noob: DEF NOOB DEF NOOB DEF NOOB!!!!!
by PERSON1231231235555555 June 21, 2009
Get the food noob mug.The kind of person who freaks out yelling "Back door!" at the bus driver because they can't figure out how to open the back door. Usually they assume they are trapped and begin to panic. This is caused by being incredibily stupid, or simply because they've never been on a bus before.
Passenger: Back door!
Driver: Press the yellow strip
Passenger: It's not working! Ahh!
Driver: Bus Noob.
Driver: Press the yellow strip
Passenger: It's not working! Ahh!
Driver: Bus Noob.
by C-92 January 16, 2010
Get the Bus Noob mug.A thick mixture of sweat and tears splattered as a result of a headshot to a complete noobasaurus rex.
by SDFklmbnsadf September 24, 2007
Get the noobsauce mug.A weapon in most Military First person shooters out in the gaming world that involves no skill or gaming ability to use.
by TheOutKast June 14, 2005
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