Bar-Jitsu

The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment

"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"

by pbkemp April 9, 2009

Fudge Bar

Anal sex followed by a quick blowjob; also known as ass-to-mouth

I gave her a steamy Fudge Bar last night

by cinnamonteal December 27, 2010

bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar

I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!

by djcribage November 1, 2008

slammy bar

A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.

I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!

by Clamer August 7, 2017

parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.

"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

Bar Leech

A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".

"dude your pathetic" - Brian
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert

by Roly Jimenez December 26, 2008

bar-scarred

(adj) - to have an aversion to a specific pub, tavern or discoteque dur to a previous bad or traumatic experience at said location.

"should we go to club 5? i feel like gay-dancing."
"nah, man, last time we went there I got man-molested on the dance floor and hit on by a guy older than my dad. I'm totally bar-scarred."

by Weslynn July 4, 2009