monorail

Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.

*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"

by melissa* April 2, 2008

Chief keef (love Sosa monologue)

Chief keef is upset in his monologue because the “fuckers” are always in a barber shop talking shit about him (keef 45). Chief keef is telling these “fuckers” to “shut the fuck up” (keef 45). He then says that they are not shit he goes on to rant about these so called “fuckers” (keef 45). Eventually he keef states that if “another one of y’all motherfcukers starts talking shit about chief lied I’m fucking beating they ass (hits fist to hand with a bang)” (keef 47). That is the chief keef (love Sosa monologue).

Thomas talks to elijah about the chief keef (love Sosa monologue) at fye BEBINATOR practice.

by BEBINATOR January 15, 2019

monopoly

A euphemism for marijuana in Seattle's Eastside.

Want to play monopoly?

by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

dihydroxy monoxide

1. H2O or water (its a joke)

dihydroxy = 2 Hydrogen
monoxide = 1 oxygen

by BurningBunny or HelloWorld of CoughSyrup October 6, 2004

monolith

a beast ass moving base in warhammer's 40,000 dawn of war. used by the necrons(an alien race) to destroy and dominate every other race in the game.

"hey bob how ya liking the new monolith". "good i can finally shoot my arch-enemy from a mile away".

by Leland Whitworth January 23, 2008

monorailing

When you pin someone down, then run your Arse Crack along their nose.

This is works bet when you have just had a big arse S*it.

monorailing

by Warren6983 December 7, 2006

Monocle Popper

mon-uh-kuhl popping

-adj, noun

News significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it's previous place.

Person 1: I am disappoint.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because I just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a 'bionicle'.
Person 2: Really? That news is a monocle popper.

by asdasdfgf November 7, 2010