The act of lighting a Tall-Bong by one's self using their feet to hold onto something to light the bong.
I was home alone and all I had to smoke out of was my 5 footer. So I used my Chronic monkey feet to light the Bong.
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A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
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Get the wop monkey mug.chicken monkey: (n) an amusing, easygoing, fresh, funny, lively, playful, whimsical individual who people find interesting and can always predict that they'll make them either surprised or laugh by their humourous nature and sometimes, childlike behaviour, arousing a range of emotions from astonishment to shock.
It's an all inclusive term which can have both negative and positive connotations, depending on the situation and circumstance, which can only be determined from the speaker's tone of voice and expressions, as well as the situation of course.
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It's an all inclusive term which can have both negative and positive connotations, depending on the situation and circumstance, which can only be determined from the speaker's tone of voice and expressions, as well as the situation of course.
Copyright © 2000 - 2008 Hibo Hussein. All Rights Reserved!
1. "You're such a chicken monkey, I can't believe you did that!" remarked Jane upon finding out how John got himself suspended from school.
2. "She's a chicken monkey! She always gets herself hurt. The other day, she closed the door on her own fingers."
3. "He's a chicken monkey. He constantly lies and never keeps secrets. That's the last time I let him in on a secret!"
2. "She's a chicken monkey! She always gets herself hurt. The other day, she closed the door on her own fingers."
3. "He's a chicken monkey. He constantly lies and never keeps secrets. That's the last time I let him in on a secret!"
by Hibo Hussein October 18, 2008
Get the chicken monkey mug.A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.
Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear
Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear
"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"
"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"
"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"
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