by litttitt January 25, 2018
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by Highlander90 January 27, 2018
Get the Megan mug.The most beautiful girl in the world! She has long, dirty blond hair, and blue eyes sparkle like diamonds. She is a very outgoing person, and doesn’t like to get talked about behind her back. If you ever see her, don’t be afraid because her intentions are all well meaning.
Megan Ross - Hey guys! What’s up?
Stranger - We were just finishing planting this garden.
Megan Ross -Do you need any help?
Stranger - Sure!
Megan Ross - (goes on to talk about nature.)
Stranger - We were just finishing planting this garden.
Megan Ross -Do you need any help?
Stranger - Sure!
Megan Ross - (goes on to talk about nature.)
by Macarroniandcheesewithme February 11, 2018
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Girl: Hey, what's that girl's name again? She's so cool!
Guy: Oh that's Megan, she's really nice.
Girl: I know right?
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Girl: I know right?
by giaalikesfood05 December 28, 2016
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Megan is also quite the eater but never seems to put on any weight. Megan is also lazy at times but hardworking too.
Megan is also quite the eater but never seems to put on any weight. Megan is also lazy at times but hardworking too.
by Irene jade January 5, 2017
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"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"
by Sillysemensluts January 14, 2017
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"Yeah Megan is a really good person." - Jess
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"Yeah Megan is a really good person." - Jess
by HadToPutTheStickInTheBox November 30, 2019
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