matt back

A promiscuous woman who engages in coitus with many different partners and thus should attach a mattress to her back to increase time efficiency.

Ay Wortimer! Do you recall that matt back we double-teamed last Friday?

by Nick Ryan and Dean Gomez September 10, 2007

Matt Millen

The former Team President and General manager of the Detroit Lions, he is the worst thing that can happen to your football team. He is truly the face of ineptitude. If you're viewed as the Matt Millen of whatever you do, quit trying, beause that means that whatever you've done has gone wrong(or will eventually).

Person 1: Why can't Geroge Bush say a complete sentence?
Person 2: He's the Matt Millen of the English Language

by The Walking ATM Machine January 17, 2009

matt brisebois

To never get laid in a lifetime

Man that dude in the movie almost pulled a matt brisebois

by yodaman 200000000000 January 31, 2008

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

matt day

Leaving work so ridiculously early that it doesn’t even make sense that you went into work to begin with.

I just got to work but i need a Matt day.

by Gman1980 June 6, 2018

Matt Tuck

Sexiest man alive... ever... EVER

Matt Tuck is the sexiest man alive

by jordan and jake June 15, 2008

Matt Books

A Brain Surgeon / Rock Star / Rocket Scientist. He became famous in the 1960's with his hit singles "I'm Matt Books" and "Hey you bitch, I'm fucking Matt Books." and his ultra popular "I think I'm Matt Books, but I may be fucking high."


Also a term to describe the native tribe Matt Bookians.

"Holy shit dude, I was attacked by fucking Matt Bookians yesterday. They sang songs to show their love to me like "I'm Matt Books" scary shit dude.

by Jacob FCFer October 27, 2008