puto mark

a slash across someone's face, usually in prison.

That gang member received a " puto mark " for dropping out of his gang.

by El mas chingon September 26, 2013

Mark's Mom

A very sexy, mature woman who prefers getting plugged in all holes instead of making love.

Yo Mark's Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!

Mark's Mom is hot.

by Mr. Cackosaurus March 02, 2008

Mark Dantonio

Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.

MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.

by XYZ1000 August 04, 2011

Mark of the Wigger

The ever-present fake-diamond studs that signify one's complete decline to wiggerhood. When one has attached such a relic, there is no saving them.

The Mark of the Wigger...overpriced damnation.

by lawlboobs April 11, 2006

Mark Levin

Ultra-conservative blowhard who has a radio show and writes books. An old, bald man who blames liberals and democrats. A jackass.

"Did you hear Mark Levin's radio show the other night?"
"No, he's a jackass neocon who is not objective."

by billyball June 23, 2009

skid mark

n. term referring to when your underpants ride up your butt crack and leave a line of poop in the bottom. It is also known as a racing stripe.

Jim didn't wipe his butt thoroughly, for he had a massive skid mark in his underpants.

by The PEN15 club January 02, 2007

Mark Zuckerberg

A robot sent from the future by skynet in the objective of creating the most popular social media for mothers.

Me: Meets Mark Zuckerberg

Terminator music theme: intensifies

by A Québecois February 25, 2022