Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019

mario zambrano

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

The cool guy named Mario zambrano

by A beautiful girl:))))) January 11, 2018

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

MARIO

A "italian" character in a video game. Has a partner called Luigi.

Oh look, its MARIO!
Do you want to play MARIO?

by Lovewords321 April 28, 2017

Mario Kart

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.

1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...

by WitherHD November 19, 2017

Marios

It's commonly used to describe someone who makes really cringy jokes and is cringy in general.

That joke is like something Marios would say. Don't be so cringy

by Antonaros November 24, 2017

mario shine

Mario shine gets lot's of girls and and he plays too much also he likes to have sex alot and sometimes ppl the that he is slow,he just ack like that...I think he likes to play game with ppl and get on there nerves then says sorry at the end

Mario shine

Funny_mean_plays too much

by Infamous_mj May 12, 2018