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Mario Dick 

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

Mario Dick by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019