Write a love letter to Shrek

To defecate; To void feces from the bowels; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; to take a shit

I only had 15 minutes for break, so instead of taking a nice walk in the sunshine, I decided to write a love letter to Shrek.

by GQinthehizzouse June 12, 2011

litterbugger

stupid ass who drops rubbish - litter bug = litterbugger

rachel: did you drop some rubbish?
someone: yes and i don't care!
rachel:well you're a litterbugger
someone: i am a sad stupid ass who is a litterbugger

by Emily January 3, 2005

litterboxing

Forcing one's cat to make prolonged eye contact while it performs its toilet, and then pleasuring oneself to the feline's expression of withering shame and humiliation.

His numerous rarefied sexual proclivities included a nightly ritual of litterboxing with Felix the cat.

by Litterboxer September 8, 2010

lattenomics

Starbucks latte coffee prices (read: expensive), used as a method to compare local currencies' buying value against the price of a regular cup of latte coffee with that of the US dollar as a 'pegging' level.

In Third World countries like Jordan, you'll be more than surprised to learn that the 'lattenomics' of the JOD (Jordanian Dinar=$0.71) is already taking action with just one franchise outlet opened by Starbucks three years ago! Too much monkey business for us regular Jordanians I tell you!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.

Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.

by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.

(Verb) Declaration of intentions.

(Verb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

Woman: What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?
Girl: OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!
Man:Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent.

by Not a Lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

Listening to Tom Petty

Smoking a little Mary Jane.

I can't bowl tonight, I'm planning on staying home and listening to Tom Petty!!!

by NPP productions December 31, 2011