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Progressive Liberal

Oh yeah did you hear about those progressive liberals that were looting the stores in Minnesota?
by thetypicalconservative November 4, 2020
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The Liberal Curtain

The fictional hiding place used by liberals who refuse to admit they saw and actually believe deep down that there was massive cheating that went on during the 2020 election. Knowing full well that if the shoe was on the other foot, there would not be any stores or restaurants left standing in cities like Detroit, Atlanta, Kenosha, Seattle...etc.
Pay no attention to the person behind the Liberal Curtain pulling the strings. There is nothing to see here.

If you don't comply with the election results you will be labeled a racist by the main stream media who is running the world from behind the Liberal Curtain.
by Damage_Inc December 18, 2020
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Baton Liberal

A baton liberal is a person who claims to follow the ideals of liberalism, but whose actual political ideas seem to be closer to conservatism.

The distinguishing characteristic of a baton liberal is that they want to illegalise just about everything. Movies, video games, tv-shows, martial arts, pre-marital sex - you name it. They are also more often than not overly positive about the police force and all of their policies on judicial matters reflect this.

They bear some resemblance to what people in the US refer to as neocons, and like neocons they are at their core just a bunch of populists.
That guy is such a baton liberal. All he ever talks about is making the police force bigger and extending prison terms.
by Ballistic Travis January 24, 2011
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Jew Liberal

A person that doesn't pay for anything in a group. Blames the system for all their self created problems. Takes advantage of others generosity.
Telling someone you bought their drinks when someone else really paid for it makes you a Jew Liberal
by Bambam6464 December 24, 2016
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Fuck liberals

A phrase used by the week of intellect. Should always be replaced with Fuck Bush. Because he is an idiot.
This guy was all "Fuck liberals!" So I took off my hemp neckalace and strangled him with it.
by A Goddamn Liberal February 8, 2005
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Liberal

Guy 1: Hey why does Jack whine so much?
Guy 2: He's a liberal.
by Sadguru47 January 17, 2019
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Fighting Liberal

1. A character trait that involves the incapacity to get laid and identified as one who resorts to baseless lies.
The movie: "The 40 year old virgin" will be the story of Fighting Liberal's life.
by LiberalsAreEvil September 11, 2005
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