Lemon Party

A lemon party is when a group of people get together and have an extended party. The goal of the extended lemon party is to eat as many lemons as possible with the intent on making the most sour lemon face as you can. Onlookers then take pictures, post them on FaceBook, and the picture with the most likes wins the party!

I got over 50 likes on my picture after I ate 4 whole lemons at the lemon party.

by EpicTapeMaster July 9, 2012

lemon squirt

It is a crude term for how women urinate.

i love a good lemon squirt in my drink

by johnny throwdown September 21, 2006

sweet lemons

on the popular television show running fo over two weeks ''The Family'' was nominated for two emmys. The crazy uncle Anthony Lemons favorite catch phrase often interjected randomly in conversation.

alex:she was a great...vase.

Paul: yah always sittin there now doin much

Anthony:oh no my wife my beautiful wife oh sweet lemons why!

by lemons101 September 12, 2010

Lemon Job

A girl places a lemon on a guy's penis and proceeds to give him a hand job using that lemon. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and gives the guy a blow job. However, the blow job is exceedingly unsatisfying for the girl because the lemon has caused the penis to become very sour and acidic.

Natalie gave me a lemon job last night. It felt great except she kept having to stop every two minutes because she claimed my dick was too sour.

by Seth Simonson March 5, 2011

Lemon Mouthwash

When you Jizz in a cup, mix it up with some lemon juice and tell someone its lemonade.

Friend: Whats this yellow stuff on the counter?

You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!

by Xandacommanda December 3, 2010

Lemon Racing

Lemon racing is the act of having a group of friends(you included) finding the most crappy worthless vehicle you can rent borrow or own, and racing other people who also found such vehicles. a byproduct of this type of racing is usually cars breaking down or exploding.

the reason why lemon racing is called "lemon" is because lemon is a term for a terrible car.

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

lemon sucker

1)A lesbian (lemon = clitoris)
2)Some on who sucks actual lemons (the fruit) for sexual pleasure
3)Someone with a face like a smacked arse.

1)Come here you lemon sucker.
2)What were you just doing to that lemon you lemon sucker?
3)Someone's sucking lemons today

by lesbo stewface June 16, 2006