in lay

Presently and actively having sexual relations with another member of the human race.

Steve: Yo John, how's that new girlfriend of yours?
John: We're in lay...so that's good.

by PlanetMaker October 1, 2011

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

Heather Lay

The Karen of all Karen’s. Psychotic Band mom

Don’t be a Heather Lay.

by HelpYoNR October 6, 2020

lays

Bag of flavoured air.

dude 1: IM CHOKING
dude 2: i got lays dont worry
dude 1: thanks bro

by easasa July 26, 2022

Puss-lay-bean

A big puss with a large clit

Damn that girl had a puss-lay-bean

by Ilovemom_226 May 7, 2022

Flat Lay

A flat lay is a picture taken from a birds eye view of a collection of items laid out on a flat surface.

Also another name for the Missionary Position.

Dude, flat lays are boring!

by Kei1309 July 15, 2019

clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 11, 2023