Falcon Lunch

If Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, Falcon Lunch is the lunch of champions. It consists of a jelly doughnut and a sammich, as well as Falcon Punch to drink. Falcon Lunches can only be confined within a Falcon Lunchbox.

Guy 1: Where do I find one of these Falcon Lunches?

Guy 2: At Meta-Mart.

by The Breakfast Champion November 27, 2010

Tubby Lunchbox

A person who pretends to be in excellent physical shape but in reality they have absolutely zero muscle definition and the only thing holding their body together is flabby skin and fat rolls.

I thought that girl's body was rockin' until we got back to my room and I realized she was nothing but a tubby lunchbox!

by J-Hole Volcano March 28, 2013

munch a box lunch

a polite euphemism for cunnilingus

Hey, Baby! How would you like it if I munch a box lunch?

by Guy Fontana April 27, 2007

hot bag lunch

when you burp into a vagina, either on purpose or by accident.

"After my chili cheese fries, I accidentally hot bag lunched my girl when she asked me to go down on her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"

by Deadbrother February 4, 2009

Packing a Boxed Lunch

A discreet term for a lesbian. Made popular in the movie "Slither."

Bro #1: "Your sister is probably packing a boxed lunch."

Bro #2: "Yeah dude, she totally lezzes out when she gets drunk."

Bro #1: "Lets video tape it and put it on the internet!"

Bro #2: "Awesome bro!"

*high-five... then, they slowly kiss*

by Dick McPornoname January 14, 2009

bazooka launcher

A weapon that launches bazookas

The bazooka launcher hit that man on the head and knocked him out.

by PlayDohMan May 7, 2004

Warm Lunch

The Fine art of taking a glorified dump on a womans right leg.
(this practice originated from East Germany)

I just gave that woman a warm lunch.

by Peckle March 15, 2010