Jizz Kill

Blocking the arrousal process

"Charlie, tell your mum to put some clothes on...she's such a Jizz Kill"

by Jizzmaster5000 December 19, 2008

kill a bro

Much like killing a spider, it makes the world a happier, and better place. The world douchebaggery level goes down by .023 of a point, but hey. It adds up.
GOOD HUNTING!

Mark: Hey man, I'm about to kill a bro!
Adam: And I just shot a justin bieber fan!
Unison: We're such good people! :)

by RJCoolwhip October 19, 2010

chill kill

adjective- describes something which disturbs relaxation

"having the lamp and main light on is too much brightness. i'll fix it"

"you're right dude, the main light is chill kill."

by HiccupArtist July 9, 2012

Kill Two Stones, With One Bird

Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.

Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone

by TailsFox May 11, 2018

kill myself

something you shouldn’t do ☺️😘🤩😻💞✨💫🌞

mom said i shouldn’t kill myself, so as always i ignored her! 🥰

by human8819191981818188181 August 23, 2020

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

by Australium Gold June 10, 2016

Kill the Rock

The act of smoking crack cocaine, typically done with a specialized pipe.

When I kill the rock, it makes me invincible.

by Khosro November 27, 2006