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junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373
steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011
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Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.
Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”
by Smith.John October 11, 2019
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Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024
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a junk

Emily said " that boy got kicked in a junk "
by Milton poon September 29, 2013
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Junked out

Dude I am so junked out right now
by B kangaroo July 5, 2017
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junk

Relax man,I've seen your junk before -Amethyst(Steven Universe Episode"Maximum Capacity")
by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019
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Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.
The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!
by P4n1k November 20, 2019
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