jerk spice

Male ejaculation.

Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.

by Graydawwwg February 23, 2012

Jerk Dirkin'

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.

"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."

by MMM420 December 17, 2011

Mean jerk

He who is meaner than most daily.

Reid is mj2med; you are a mean jerk

by Jerkee October 31, 2011

Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

Seizure Jerking

spasmodic masturbating.

Man that was the best Seizure Jerking ive had in a long time.
Changsaung jerking it.

by TaintPro September 22, 2011

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

Jerking off

Something that's fun to do in public restrooms & department store dressing rooms.

I love jerking off in the Macy's dressing room while my girlfriend shops.

by LAcumPiggy June 12, 2023